May 2013
477 posts
3 tags
tupacabra:
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
hetakiosk:
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
i...
horribleawfulcunt:
niamliveslarryloves:
basedgosh:
i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
forstiron:
Someone should really make a computer game where you dress up as your favorite character and go around meeting other people dressed up as their favorite character
and it will be like virtual cosplaying and the difference between virtual cosplay and real cosplay is that virtual cosplay is free
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD...
thewordsmithy:
bookworm276:
saltniron:
thegoblinkingsgirl:
erinchu:
astormonthehorizon:
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
vibesflint:
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
saferincages:
shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿)
shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠)
shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿)
shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (✿☺‿☺)
shoutout to...
5 tags
IMPORTANT
theuppitynegras:
thecommandertoast:
ofmagicandice:
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
citrusshrimp:
lakidaa:
drparisa:
people who like my OCs
people who know who my OCs are
people who know that I have OCs
person: i like you
me: why
shirohomura:
redeh:
When you want to be friends with someone but you’re too shy to ask for their Skype
When you have people on skype but are to shy to talk to them
ask-naruto-fandomstuck:
dude-thats-my-ghost:
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"Art is easy, all you do is draw!"
rjthedetective:
let's get a few things straight.
bisexual with a preference for the same sex does not mean "one foot out of the closet."
bisexual with a preference for the opposite sex does not mean "trying to get attention."
lesbian does not mean "masculine."
gay does not mean "feminine."
transgender does not mean "going through a phase."
transsexual does not mean "a disappointment." nor does it mean "gender identity confusion."
asexual does not mean "prude."
aromantic does not mean "slut."
demisexual does not mean "prude."
objectsexual does not mean "mentally ill."
pansexual does not mean "easy."
heterosexual does not mean "normal"
your does not mean "you are"
Comment: I'm laughing so hard because it says "Lets get a few things STRAIGHT."
Watchlillytth:
wheeeeeeeeeeew:
This is the best thing on the internet.
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ponshi:
leftinstitches:
amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
s-guy:
ectorobotic:
sleepymolester:
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she-is-spacedust:
dreaming-decadence:
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
And this is Sollux Captor in a bee costume. In case you were confused.
i dont
s-guy:
ectorobotic:
sleepymolester:
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